A HEART OF STONE SO TOUGH IT'S CRAZY

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

artnet:

Review: Is James Franco’s homage to Cindy Sherman at Pace Gallery offensive? 

taylorswifthecreator:

"time to do some social justice education by role playing as wario" has been someone’s life for like nearly six months

pedro-martines:

lionheartsunite:

babbleon:

Someone should write a story based on these photos, is all I’m saying.

WHO SAID THIS WAS OKAY JESUS CHRIST

TWO THINGS:

THE AVENGERS NEEDED SOME FUNDING CAUSE TONY COULDN’T AT THE TIME FOR WHO KNOWS WHAT REASON (MONEY’S ON HE LOST A BET, IRONIC I KNOW) AND NATASHA PITCHES THE IDEA “YO WHY NOT SELL A CALENDAR” AND PEOPLE BE WONDERIN’ HOW THEY GON GET THE PHOTOS IN SUCH SHORT NOTICE AND NATASHA BE

"DON’T WORRY BRUH I GOT THIS"

OR

THE THREE GOT LOST IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE AND ARE OUT OF CASH, THEIR MOBILES WON’T WORK, AND THE ONLY MONEY THEY HAD LEFT WAS USED FOR DINER FOOD

NATASHA ENDS UP SELLING PHOTOS CAUSE DANG, WHO WOULDN’T BUY THEM

EITHER WAY, DON’T TELL ME SHE HADN’T MASTERED THE FINE ART OF CANDID PHOTOGRAPHY

jackpowerx:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

This POS article literally condones and accepts extortion vis a vis sexual harassment as a common business practice instead of stepping back and saying “Wait a minute. That’s fucked up! Maybe we should try to put a stop to this, you think?”

By the way, I love how the first linked article after it is “How men can get ahead at work”.

In conclusion:

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

hellabloggin:

im so pro-selfie like there are so many bigger problems in the world than girls who think theyre pretty

one of those problems is girls who dont think theyre pretty